those good men
lets go kill them

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WHY IS THIS COUPON EXPIRED?”

Bottom Text: … THAT’S THE MOST ZEN QUESTION I’VE EVER HEARD.]

He walked up to my register sometime in April with a coupon that clearly stated it had expired in mid-March.  He didn’t have any items, he wasn’t trying to use it or dispute the policy, he just wanted to know why it was expired.  After a moment’s confused silence, I was like, “Because March was last month, and it’s April now?”  And he smiled, said, “All right,” and walked away.  I’d say the void stared back into me that day.

early-lavender:

cosmic-minds:

littlelotrthings:

When Boromir runs to save Merry and Pippin. 

Submitted By: pure——imagination

lhgeqiLOOK AT HIS FAAAAACE

GOD WHY ;___; that moment always breaks my heart… and the faces of Merry and Pip when he gets shot :’<

pamiwillendyou:

omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”

and the battle music won’t go away. I’m don’t need things to be this epic when I’m trying to sell things. Gawsh. 

darklydreamingdave:

lol

thegoodsonisbad:

spiderman is literally the perfect superhero imo

kalelle:

[Unless you’re playing Thor: The Game, in which case giants live on Niflhiem.]

I’m picking up my car from the shop tomorrow morning! And I have Starbucks ice cream!

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”